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Baked Potato 

A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
Baked Potato by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
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All That and a Bag of Potato Chips

Someone so awesome that they are not only "All That", but are sweet enough to be "All That" and a bag of delicious potato chips.
"She was all that. AND a bag of potato chips"

"He ain't all that and a bag of potato chips"

text potato 

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.
Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.
text potato by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

indiana potato 

Step 1: get a potato
Step 2: shove potato up your ass
Step 3 repeat
The Indiana potatos hot spicy feel make it good for the real.
indiana potato by Wizzeed July 22, 2014

Saucy potato 

Shreks favorite food. (Shrek lives as a saucy potato) he loves to sauce his potatoes basically is what Saucy potatoes means. It also helps you sauce yourself and you can squirt the potatoes warm sauce into your mouth and rub it on the inner layer of your pants.
I grabbed the saucy potato and rubbed it all over me and it felt so good. Shrek split open the saucy potato and shreked it. After he shreked it he swallowed it.
Saucy potato by Cornioah July 1, 2015

mouldy potato 

Pussy destroyer ;)
"Man, that guy was a real mouldy potato!"
mouldy potato by sAGO-LYFe March 4, 2016

super potato 

many potatoes making one large, unstoppable potato
super potato by Raghooten August 27, 2016