One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
by thabiznass June 03, 2022
A store which appears to have no, or almost no customers, but stays open despite this apparent oxymoron.
I've never seen any customers in that store, but it's been open for the last ten years. It must run on pirate gold!
by Clowpie August 17, 2014
When you text someone in uncharted territory they must be given a full 24 hours to respond before calling them to confirm the contents of the text message(s).
"I texted her yesterday but she hasn't responded."
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
"call her to confirm your plans dude"
"Nah man according to the 24 Hour Pirate Code of Conduct she still has an hour to reply"
by 5MORK December 29, 2023
Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?
Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.
Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.
by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016
When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
by johnnyjrockets September 07, 2021
A person with red/orange hair. Often referred to as a “Ginger” and believed to be lacking a soul of their own.
by P. Rick Starr November 21, 2024