Fucked the pickle

(Verb) To take an action which requires a dangerously low level of common sense, inability to process logical thought, possibly symptomatic of impaired cognitive ability, stroke, CTE, or bad genetics (e.g. inbreeding).

Wow, Governor Abbott, you really fucked the pickle on that one. (With regards to opening the state before the COVID-19 curve flattened and then demanding that schools open in the Fall while cases continue to rise at an alarming rate)

by pull-mai-fingr July 13, 2020

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Pickle skin

Derogatory / racist term for extraterrestrial beings. Hate language directed towards aliens.

Did those pickle skin mother fuckers put anything in your ass?

by Bearded daddy August 10, 2023

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Pickle Juice Lick

When an elderly woman puts a cucumber in her anus and gets it wet with her pussy and licks all the pussy juice off of it

I saw a lady do a pickle juice lick in her car yesterday in the Walmart parking lot

by Poop covered pillows May 17, 2020

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Seat Pickle

A dildo with a suction cup, primarily used when sitting on a hard chair.

Did Rachel forget the Seat Pickle? I can’t sit on the hard restaurants booths without one.

by Ruckus Rawson September 11, 2023

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pickle jarring

When someone's earlobe stretching is so wide you can fit one or more dicks in their plug.

n. Damn dude, that pickle jarring is beggin' for a DP.
v. His rather ample faux-ivory ear plug was worthy of a mammoth-sized pickle jarring, and Snuffy was just the bull to take it.

by Better than Syriza September 24, 2015

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