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joe mama

mugGet the joe mamamug.

Yo mama

The earth was round until yo mAMa jumped
yo mama facking jumped on my grandma and broke her back
by Yo mama and yo daddy March 20, 2024
mugGet the Yo mamamug.

Mama Licker

Someone so lame and out of touch with society. Their natural habitat is within their mother's basement. In most scenarios, these people are of forty-year old virgin status.
Jeff: "Look at Larry playing League of Legends"
Martin: "Isn't that guy like 45?"
Chris: "Yea, what a Mama Licker!"
by Unappreciated Slander June 26, 2016
mugGet the Mama Lickermug.

mama

An enigmatic entity that seems to be unable to count to zero
OH NO MAMA GONNA COUNT TO ZERO EVERYONE EVACUATE YOUR ROOMS NOW!
by Owreos August 28, 2022
mugGet the mamamug.

3 sistas on ya mama

When a person scores 15 points In a Domino game

Me: places domino down on table. "3 SISTAS ON YA MAMA"
by J. Gary (Knowledge) January 13, 2024
mugGet the 3 sistas on ya mamamug.

Joe Mama

If you’re here today, chances are that you’ve been subjected to this brilliantly planned insult. It is derived from the popular saying Yo Mama.
It’s normally installed when attacker mentions the name Joe, and victim asks who this mysterious Joe is. The attacker will then smoothly hit with “JOE MAMA”, ripping the victim to threads.
Intellectuals will perform this simple counter attack:
When attacker mentions Joe, victim will ask if he’s related to Candice. When attacker asks who Candice is, victim(no longer victim) will shoot back “CANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!”
This hit is therefore critical.
Scenario one:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Joe who?”
Person 1- “JOE MAMA!! LOLLL!!L!!LL!!!”
Person 2- *proceeds to fling self off cliff*

Scenario two:
Person 1- “Hey, do you know Joe?”
Person 2- “Oh, is he related to Candice?”
Person 1- “Candice who?”
Person 2- “cANDICE DICK FIT IN JOE MAMAS ASS!!!!”
Person 1- *ultimate damage critical hit*
by dylanthedino October 30, 2019
mugGet the Joe Mamamug.

Joe Mama

The mother of Joe thats it just his mother the person that ripped her vagina wide open just to name her son Joe what the fuck
Person 1: Is that Joe's?
Person 2: Joe's what?
Person 1: I think that's Joe mama
by Pplick November 7, 2020
mugGet the Joe Mamamug.

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