jarking off

masturbation haha funny word

i sure do love jarking off

by hahagayhaha May 7, 2021

Creepin off

When someone is seriously perving on you.

Marcus was creepin off all night;he kept hitting on everyone.

by Plutoniumxzombie September 28, 2008

BOB off

Removing, or BOB off, trees or other objects/props from a building in the video game Cities Skylines, using the mod called BOB.

Those trees spill onto the road when I place it like this, so let's just BOB off those

by Nomisman August 7, 2022

assin' off

Running off somewhere, on a whim or in a fit of rage without thinking of the consequences of ones actions for doing so.

"You should've thought about that before you went assin' off down there and got yourself into trouble"

by Nurserachel98 November 27, 2013

knuckle-off

The act of ejaculation or masturbation. Rooted from the trifecta of knuckles that surrounds the end of a penis during masturbation.

"Hey man I'll be over in like 5. Just gotta go knuckle-off a few."

"That girl was such a tease, but whatever. I'll just knuckle-off a few when I get home."

by AK!!! November 14, 2007

hijacking-off

When you're on a flight and the mood turns dark. You (pretend to) feel a gun in your side and you (don't really) hear a dark voice tell you to go to the bathroom. Now wank or I'll blow up the plane... says the voice in your head. mile high club rape wank

Whilst mid-flight:
"That guy's been in the toilet for a long time and it sounds like me might be crying!?!"
"Don't worry, probably just hijacking-off!".

by Grim Mark May 19, 2016

Off The Early

A phrase used to describe being somewhere early or going somewhere early.

We be off the early here in the weightroom.

by Mhba October 18, 2018