Wanting to know everything about everything.

A government form

Nosey person enquiring into your business

The VAT inspector
I had to fill in a visa application for Australia the other day. Those mother fuckers wanted to know the in's and out's of a cows asshole!
by Robinhos April 25, 2015
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Canadian cow pie

When someone diarrhea shits their pants in sub zero temperatures and it insanity freezes to their ass hairs
He has a canadian cow pie because it's -20 degrees outside
by Ginger Savage February 17, 2021
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cow pawed

Are you cow pawed?
by Dialecter January 23, 2017
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Milking the grape cow

To take the bag out of a box of wine and extract the last glass full by squeezing the bag and opening the spout.
Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).

How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
by Bestly January 31, 2018
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Fake Cow

"Hey vinny, how were her boobs?"
"She is a fake cow!"
by KittyCatPower January 22, 2012
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Cow Piss

How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.
Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink
by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes January 26, 2021
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country cow

Don’t put that country cow on yer toast
by Marcus wang December 11, 2018
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