stroke goat

to masturbate

you shouldn’t stroke the goat in public
- stroke goat

by oopsorry December 14, 2019

Goat

A god-like creature whoch stands over everything and everyone. Especially pigs. It can also be used to describe something/someone that is great.

1. The construction worker was goat at his job

2. Kneel before this goat-like creature

by Goat (real meaning) July 3, 2021

Throat goat

Nasiah

Nasiah is the best throat goat

by Throwthatahhboaaa September 3, 2023

Goated

shorter term for really cool

Games, person, etc.

“Yo this game is goated”
“Yooo you’re goated”

“That’s goated”

by ttgoatedtt May 5, 2020

goat ham

Goat ham is thin slivers of goat meat not quite comparable to cow ham but slightly similar. Typically served with mash potatoes.

"Hey mommy can you pass me some of your goat ham?"
"Sure honey!" "How's my goat ham darling?"
"It's delicious mother thank you so much!"

by d a r k September 15, 2021

Goat Fucker

A goat Fucker is one who takes pleasure in mounting and fucking such a innocent creature

That guy panda sure is a Goat fucker

by DeathProfit November 12, 2018

The goat

The best soccer player ever to have lived

The goat player lives and has grown up in woodhaven

by Jaelynn hoenicke December 3, 2021