nipple smear

This is what happens when you roll over in bed using your elbows and accidentally crush your side-sleeping partner’s nipple between your elbow and the mattress. Generally makes said partner very very angry.

Faaaaark- you just gave me a nipple smear!!

by Smartmouth78 July 18, 2019

Talking Nipples

When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.

Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 07, 2024

Nipple Piddie

A Nipple Piddie is...
a.) someone who has nipples
b.) someone who is very annoying

"Oh yea Bobby, he is such a Nipple Piddie."

by pudgie1o1 November 15, 2017

Nipple Jerk

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.

Hey why is the father milk sour today? Because he nipple jerked on his kids.

by August 01, 2021

Pre-Nipple

The area around a woman's nipple ;

areola

Yeah girl, my pre-nipple is pretty dark.

by @Pre-Nippke March 25, 2018

Nipple Standing

Standing face to face with another human, with your chest pressed against one another so that your nipples touch.

Also know as, nipple stand

Hey Jennifer, come stand with your chest against mine. "okay, what's the point of this" it's called nipple standing, there is no point but your boobs are really soft.

by OG Lone Wolf November 07, 2013

Nipple Tickering

Lightly tapping a girls nipple repeatedly, making her sing like a British song bird

Damn Johnny listen to this whore sing, while she takes this nipple tickering.

by Nipslipchuggler November 11, 2015