craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.

Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.

by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016

Bryon Morgan

Some one who joins the navy to get hormone medications to change his sex. Then creates a grinder account to find Morgan's dad, @morgansdad@grinder.

I joined the navy for the awesome bennie's and the hormone medications you can get, because I recognize myself as butch women. So, you can call me a Bryon Morgan.

by brad-shaw November 4, 2016

Salty margarita

A one hitter packed of your favorite mary Jane and rimmed with some keef

Dude that salty margarita had me feeling right last night

by Battleblood 7273 November 28, 2016

paula margarita

Not unlike a Paula, a Paula Margarita is the oracle of natural beauty, exoticness, & uniqueness. She is wild & delicious, just like a typical Margarita. Except this one is always made with Patron, popular & smooth, with a kick!

"Paula Margarita sure wore me out last night. She had me seeing double! "
"He'll need a night to recover after a Paula Margarita!"

by KariAnnTheWildFlower December 20, 2016

Captain Morgan

When you pour a whole bottle of rum in a girls vagina and the pick her up and let it pour out like a fountain on you

Guys did you hear that Ryan pulled a captain Morgan last night on his girl?

by Ravenclaw21 March 24, 2017

kyleigh morgan

Slut

What a kyleigh Morgan

by Big chief Comanche April 18, 2018

AUNT MARGARET

anyone who walk's into an empty bathroom stall takes a piss and leaves nothing but bloody piss in the toilet and the stail stink of rotten fish in the air and it makes you throw up and pissed just like your aunt margaret

someone pulled an aunt margaret in the women's room.

by agueybana 3rd July 25, 2017