Mellophone mom

A mom who is a crazy mofo that eats breakfast for dinner everyday.

"Oh my god Janice don't be such a mellophone mom."
"Stop judging me Harry and give me back my pancakes."

by XxMelloGodxX June 26, 2016

Your mom

A comeback that almost everyone use. Mostly used by kids and retards

You are so badd
YOUR MOM

by mjhn.no.swag May 22, 2016

mom thoughts

Noun; Achieved by wanking furiously at your mother's home and at climax, accidenatally thinking of mum. Later realizing, 'twas no accident.

Frank: Wtf is wrong dude?
Steve: I think I just had mom thoughts last night dude! OH SHIT!

by JustStopItPLEASE June 9, 2016

Nate's mom

Nate's mom is a MILF. She's even hotter than Stacey's mom. 10/10 would bang.

Person 1: Why did you go to Nate's house? I didn't think you liked him.

Person 2: I don't, I came to see Nate's mom.

by 726a April 30, 2016

Your mom!

used by teenage boys as an insult

You know what I was in last night? Your mom!

by baseballman69 September 8, 2016

Your mom

The "thing" that gets made fun of every 10 minutes.

You know who is "......"? Your mom!

by Real_Big_Cheese September 7, 2016

Mom Net

Getting cockblocked by your mother

"I was trying to get it on with Britney and my mom was like "John, chicken nuggets are ready!"." I got caught in a mom net.

by It's Juan August 19, 2016