Max Johnston

a dick, unloved by all

max Johnston is unloved

by yologirl27 July 1, 2017

max drummey

a beautiful, beautiful man who makes one half of the amazing band chester french!

he looks so good you just wanna lick his face *licks*

person a: hmmm max drummey i just want to lick his face

person b: ew wasn't that the guy that was married to peaches geldof for 156 days ?

person a: yes i am incredibley jealous of the 156 days she spent licking his face

by chesterfrenchchar October 4, 2009

Max Timmis

An organism commonly associated with homosexual and re-enactments of popular internet sensations such as; memes, vines and other associated videos and Fortnite Dances. They tend to omit a pungent smell due to lack of showing. A being which is rarely sighted doing any form of work and can often been found playing games.

Have A Shower stop being a Max Timmis!

REVISE! Stop playing games Max Timmis🤢

by yourfavouritebrown June 24, 2019

Doogle Maxxing

The act of yo-yoing a turd back and fourth creating an immense suction that results in shooting the turd out of your mouth.

“Wow that was an epic doogle max!” “Thanks bro I’ve been doogle maxxing a lot lately”

by 2HawkMasterTuah February 3, 2025

Max

Max is a shortned for of maximum, leading everyone to belive his dick size maximum in how tiny it is

I'm actaully just talking about a friend, any Max's out there, don't take it personally

by Big Boi Yes December 7, 2020

get maxed

when your college kicks you off campus for breaking covid guidelines

Make sure you're always wearing your mask, you don't want to get maxed.

by olay_tamale February 17, 2021

Max

A woman with a suspect but overall acceptable boob-to-mental illness ratio

You see Max over there? Don't let the big tits pull you in, she's crazy.

by Foxtrotoneseven December 19, 2024