Matthew

a big bubble blower

He is a Matthew, his bubble is big!!

by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021

Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025

Matthew Walsh

Please, Matt. Stop giving me ads. All I ask is to stop receiving ads from you Matt. I have nothing against you but please.

Matthew Walsh's videos keep appearing in my YouTube reccomeneded as ads.

by capitalistism May 3, 2021

Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget

Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t

by :D)) April 6, 2022

Matthew

Matthew has a is a real one that probably has a gorilla dick and. Pull all the bitches

If u don’t like matthew u probably don’t get bitches

by Bigboiiibdh November 5, 2020

Matthew owens

A kid who loves people that look like a grinch and has a penis that is the size of a fingernail .

matthew owens is a cunt

by big testicles that are black December 9, 2019

Matthew fagtard

A Matthew fagtard is a fat queer that u can usually find near ur local Walmart beating up the black race in the streets with his fat ass cheeks he’s usually catching those vicroys in basketball he has the best duo partner in on the block Lebron curry and he tends to hit those fat jigs behind the 3

Yo look at that Matthew fagtard he do be catching those vicroys tho and look at that fat jig rip he just took omg

by Randalltheheroinaddict January 13, 2020