Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Magic

A word normally used as an answer to anything by Harry Potter and Thomas Sanders fans.

"Why do we need Arithmetic at Hogwarts? We know enough".
"Oh really? Then what is 1+1?"
"MAGIC".

by PandaGoZZZ May 7, 2018

Black Magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines

Black Magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines are rules set up in order to prevent NSFW content from being posted in the Black Magic 2 Community server.

TL;DR, free strikes.

Wow, I just got a strike. Thank you so much Black magic 2 Community NSFW Guidelines! You're very helpful towards the community!

by Orangano April 21, 2019

magic string

Flexing your penis while making a pulling motion with your hand. Giving the illusion that the penis is being pulled by a sting.

I'd like to show her the magic string.

Women generally ask if they can pull the string. Tell them no

by Mr. Brezlin April 27, 2016

Jawline Magic

When a person has a phenomenal jawline that is too incredible to handle that it's magical

Damn That jawline magic is strong

by Brosavemysoul69 August 21, 2017

magical dragon

When a man evacuates on a women's face while she has hot morning breath

Man, she totally had the "Magical Dragon" this morning...

by Ddytpiuyt October 26, 2019

Tragic magic

the affect of being as addicting as crack… (the equivalent to being pussy whipped) (aDICKted to what the DICK did)

He worked his tragic magic on me and he knew I could never break up with him.

by TheJessieBelle January 18, 2023