Mobjob

A Mobjob is when one person gives handjobs to a group of at least 25 men. A formal Mobjob could be considered as one giving handjobs to an entire Italian Mafia. A True Mobjob would be giving a handjob to the deceased corpse of Charles "Lucky" Luciano.

Hector: Ay Vinnie, hear about that mobjob last night?
Vinnie: There was a mobjob? I was out selling cigs to the boys in blue with Danny.
Hector: Yeah, little broad wanted something from the boss, so she gave us all a little something, he he.

by xPepe July 19, 2016

Mobaloids

Persons that are somewhat retarded, working on a mobile related project. Must be able to mono task and only concentrate on one task at a time.

Those Mobaloids are all chasing the same burst ball about the park again

by Anon-180 June 5, 2016

mobird

a mobird is a nickname for the mostly manly man in the world. Usually an Indian with an IDGAF attitude. Will do anything that requires BALLS! Can be your best friend but watch out because if you piss him off, he'll fuck your life up.

Watch out for Mobird, he's got balls!

by dyarboomin May 21, 2016

Mobile boxing glove

A Mobile boxing glove is a knife, typically a folding blade knife that can be carried in a pocket, used in a street fight. Named after Mobile Alabama due to it's infamous reputation as being a rough city.

I thought it was just going to be some friendly fisticuffs but he put on his Mobile boxing glove and stabbed me.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

mobbin dirty

Riding the bus somewhere.

Couldn't borrow a car so we be mobbin dirty to the appointment.

by Saucyblossom November 25, 2016

Mobing

From the word moba (multiplayer online battle arena)

online play games with other people.

I going to be mobing with my Xbox today.

by joakosolo November 27, 2016

mobius s

That weird pointy s thing that nobody knows the origin to

"Dude what are you drawing?" "The mobius s my dude." "Why is it pointed?" "Idk dude", "K." "K."

by dustyflo January 2, 2017