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Miranda Milf

The best type of Milf ever. A Milf who isn't a mom.
Guy: Omg she's such a Miranda Milf!

Guy 2: Yeah she has big tits.
by Mumps6667 January 23, 2023
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chugin miles

when someone is giving hard head and u r cumming so much in her mouth
I was chugin miles on my bf
by periodwithtrans February 3, 2023
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comfy milf

A milf whose entire persona just screams "comfort". Usually enjoys wearing sweaters, reading, and drinking coffee or tea. She is almost always fatigued, wearing her hair in a messy bun. Despite being active, she is slightly overweight; however, this means her breasts and caboose are quite large.
Examples of comfy milfs:
Christina Hendricks
Melony from Pokemon Shield
by arrgitsasnake February 18, 2023
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Dirty Miles

When you get with your best friend's ex then take them in car rides to leisure centre car parks. You cum in her mouth, clamp it shut tell her you have an STD, and your baby juice comes flying out her nose. Take out your competition by letting them crash their car while going 'under' the speed limit.
by BigFatSexyBoy69420 April 26, 2023
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Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road
Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023
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Miami MILF Party

Miami MILF Party is a MILF Party with hot, sexy MILFs usually Latinas in Miami with big ass fake tits and tight pussies spending their hubby's money at a party where they meet younger guys (18+).
Sebastian Cruz throws the best Miami MILF Party with the hottest young bulls and sexiest Latina MILFs
by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023
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Miami MILF

Miami MILF is the hottest of the hot MILFs. She is a little crazy and all fake tits and botox but she will do things to your cock that will make you think of her while you are with your gf especially when she declines her husband's call while she's giving you head in his SUV.
"Bro, that Miami MILF is left my back all marked up. My girl asked me about it."
by MiamiSwingersFan May 20, 2023
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