Mike

Hawk

A sussy baka: mike hawk
Imposter: *kills mike hawk*
Sussy baka: *dies*

by Imasussybaka August 01, 2021

Mike

Not a kid. Likes to ride bikes and talk in walkie talkies.

Mike: My name is mike short for Michael, maybe we can call you el short for eleven?
El: *confusion*

by Sappy.dolly June 04, 2019

Mike

A guy who dances like a dad and has a very specific taste in music. He is usually a really short man or super tall man. He is from the age of 20 and older. He is most likely a white guy. But he is a very likely man.

Girl- that guy is definitely named mike cause of the way he dances and cause of his height

Girl- hey what’s your name

Guy- mike

Girl- knew it

by MrsPAYNE21 February 16, 2023

MIKE

Mike will give you a lot of cookies if your name is Debbie

She is talking to mike

by El chaparro December 08, 2021

Mike

A skinny bitch who wanks in the garden with his small dick while staring at pictures of his shitty mom who abandoned him when he was a little bitch.

Oh theres that bitch Mike

by Vertxツ January 21, 2020

Mike

The male equivalent to a Karen, usually a dirty cop.

Did you see that cop complaining that a citizen was recording him, what a fucking mike.

by Apex Rex November 14, 2021

Mike

1. Someone who’s name or nickname is Mike

2. The name Mike, usually short for Michael

William: Hi Mike!
Mike: Hello!

by am_spooky_ocapus April 16, 2022