mark is a dirty pedophile who loves to message little boys non-stop and isn't allowed within 500 meters of a primary school or children's playground of any description. Marks sickness is so bad and vile that not a picosecond goes by without mark thinking about little boys. If you know a mark there is a 100% chance he is a dirty irredeemable nonce, it’s probably best to put him down like a sick horse before another little boy falls victim to this monster.
person one: “oh my god mark is within 500 meters of a primary school”
person two: “call his PO before he takes one”
person two: “call his PO before he takes one”
by Irn bru supremacy May 04, 2022
Mark's Gospel stresses the deeds, strength, and determination of Jesus in overcoming evil forces and defying the power of imperial Rome.
by Happy Christian April 12, 2023
"No it's fine don't worry, what's up are you alright?" three seconds later, "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!"
don't be like Mark.
don't be like Mark.
by tytheart1st January 30, 2023
A feeling that makes one act like Markiplier for an unknown reason. Usually found in unexpected cases and is very rare amongst the public.
by Jimmy Fitzgerald the X August 11, 2022
Mark's send a lot of erroneous messages to various group threads, especially when they're drunk. They like to declare that they're quitting a key part of their life (drinking, partying, running) before relapsing within hours. I suppose they're worth knowing.
by Harlequin_42 March 19, 2022
He’s somebody who you’d say that is the realest hitter ever and always ever bulletproof, he always keep the nine packing on him and is a man of his word and makes sure to get the job done, he’ll never hold back on what he has to say and what he has to do and steady standin on business because the last thing he’ll hear is somebody talkin down on his name and best believe he’ll paint a mf on the ground if they talking sweet about him, mfs talkin sweet abt mark are the ones who wanna get put in the ground
Fan: Fuckers in school tellin me, always ina barber shop “mark ain bout this, mark ain bout that, my boy a bd on fuckin lamron and them” they say “dont be never puttin in no work” shut the fuck up, y’all niggas ain on shit, all y’all motherfuckers talkin bout mark ain no hitter, mark ain this, mark is a fake. Shut the fuck up, y’all don’t live with that nigga and y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet shootin at the police and shit, nigga been on probation since fuckin i don’t know when, motherfuckers stop fuckin playin him like that. Them niggas savages out there, if I catch another motherfucker talkin sweet about mark, I’m fuckin beatin they ass, I’m not fuckin playin no mo, you kno them niggas roll with lil Reese and them
by drakeothekilla November 20, 2023