Bao long

Rich kid

With old ass father

He has sugar daddy potential

He is not hot but he is good looking

Person 1: omg he is rich and Asian

Person 2: that’s bao long

by Kskslskslsksksksksls June 23, 2023

There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

long island

the part of new york with a bunch of pot smokers

“yo you live on long island?”
“yeah it’s a shit hole”

by 173392726 October 17, 2021

long headed

someone who either

a) has a long head
b) you want to insult and don’t have anything to insult them with

Jessica: your such a long headed idiot
Megan: •_•

by um....yeh October 3, 2019

long distance reminder

When you significant other has a remote clit stimulator placed inside of her, and you remind her that you’re thinking of her.

You sent a long distance reminder to Michelle during the workday.

by James Gresham November 19, 2023

louisiana long-john

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.

Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.

by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017

Long-Bong-Silver

a very long waterpipe

did you see creg with that long-bong-silver

by Colbias14at Gmail dot com April 7, 2011