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long distance goatee

The long distance goatee is grown when a guy enters a long distance relationship with a girl who moves away. It's the intermediary to the break up beard and the guy will be able to grow in the sides of his face easily once she dumps him.
Joe grew a long distance goatee when his girlfriend moved to Reno. He new he was getting dumped soon so he wanted to be able to grow a beard at a moments notice.
by Waltz69 July 12, 2015
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long faced blonde

A female with a unique shaped face but decent body similar to a butter face
Kevin is next door talking to that long faced blonde.
by Salty capt. January 26, 2018
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Foot long

Person 1: dayum drake got leaked, u seen i
Person 2: yea, I could fr gobble up his foot long ngl
by Inurwalls March 7, 2024
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long term stranger

Someone you’ve been talking/texting for a long time, yet barely know much about them other than their name.
Adam: I wonder what Dolly is doing right now, I haven’t talked to her in a while.
Eve: Why can’t you just go and ask?
Adam: Because she usually doesn’t respond until a month or two go by
Eve: I guess she must be a long term stranger
by Vbdullelvh June 17, 2024
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Jim long

Most down to earth man loving caring and totAlly sexy will give u the SHIrT off his back
I wish there was a lot more jim long out there everyone needs to have at least one jim long
by Lil Foggy February 21, 2022
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long-term flirting

Flirting with someone over a very very long period of time.
Deleting someone on Facebook for months and then finally unblocking them. Becoming friends. Followed by sex.

Long-term flirting YAYA
by JohnoTheKb June 2, 2012
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wills long dong

does will have a long dong? can we find it? help us look!
Riter, have you seen wills long dong anywhere?!
by anonymous February 3, 2022
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