Lesbian

Non-men loving non-men

It’s not it’s women who can be Lesbians, Non-binary Agender Intersex etc, just anyone who isn’t male

Also 📣PRONOUNS DOSENT EQUAL GENDER IDIOTS📣

Person A: would you like to go on a date sometime

Person B: sorry I’m a Lesbian

by A Agender Lesbain July 24, 2021

Golden Girl Lesbian

When a woman is too old to attract a husband, so decides to become a lesbian for the companionship.

After Uncle John left her, Terry became a Golden Girl Lesbian and moved in with her friend Barb.

by CJStrokenoff November 7, 2017

Lesbian

Me. I am the lesbian

Straight person: Hey, do you find this boy cute?
Me: No, I’m a lesbian

by lesbian that likes 1D April 18, 2022

Capital L Lesbian

A capital L lesbian is an individual who is insufferable to be around, and will remind you at any and all instances of what you are doing wrong. IMPORTANT, Capital L Lesbians can be any gender and any sexuality.

Jada Pinkett-Smith is such a Capital L Lesbian.

by Dolly_Parton1234 November 23, 2023

Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.

I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.

by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016

mspec lesbian

“Mspec” is another term for “bisexual”, which means not exclusively attracted to any gender.

“Lesbian” means a woman exclusively attracted to any gender.

As such, an “mspec lesbian” is a woman who is not a lesbian but wants to culturally appropriate lesbians. This is clear from how self-proclaimed “mspec lesbians” try to justify their contradictory label by claiming that they are connected to lesbian culture.

See also: meat-eating vegan, non-dysphoric trans, Christian atheist

Mspec lesbians are a logical contradiction and cannot exist. Claiming they do is lesbophobia.

by the riverside March 27, 2025

Conquest Lesbian

A lesbian who pursues you intensely, but once you give in, she loses interest and ghosts you.

She turned out to be a conquest lesbian—charming and persistent until I finally gave in, only to disappear the moment she got what she wanted.

by MightyHalfpint May 25, 2025