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Longs

Short form for “Longskins” long papers used commonly for rolling spliffs.
Get me a pack of silver longs at the shop please
by Haveaspliff September 6, 2022
mugGet the Longsmug.

long poaching

Long poaching is when a guy low key flirts with your girl right under your nose. She knows it's happening, he knows it's happening, and sometimes the victim catches wind of it as well. It's so low key that no one can even complain about it or get upset about it but everyone knows it's happening.
Buddy was long poaching my girl last night the gutless Lil prick
by anonymous October 2, 2021
mugGet the long poachingmug.

Long Johnny

Damn, did you see that guys (my) long johnny? I wish he'd let me suck it and ride it all night long
by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017
mugGet the Long Johnnymug.
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutz
mugGet the Dicku Long When She Making It A Distressed Studder Sound Effect Called....A Scream, Or A Yutzmug.

long stool

a dumb idiot who has way too much of an interest in piss. if someone is a long stool, they will have the worst sense of humour on this planet, often not regarding truly good jokes and instead turning to videos sent by a doormat.
d’you know a long stool?
i do, actually. what an eejit.
by hahahapoggers March 25, 2021
mugGet the long stoolmug.

Long Last

Can't last long enough to defuse bomb in CS:GO
by Niagra falls231 April 14, 2023
mugGet the Long Lastmug.

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