long distance bae

Having a bae, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.

Me: Are you still with Ashley?

Him: Yeah, we're trying to make our long distance bae thing work.

by TimFishyboy July 24, 2015

Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.

"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"

by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016

juan inch long

When you have a small weiner and your name is Juan.

He's Juan inch long.

by Pizzacableguy November 19, 2016

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016

long doggo

Dog with long legs, long body, long neck, and, most importantly, a long snoot. Usually a Greyhound breed a its tiny variant, the Italian Greyhound.

When speaking of "long doggos," one tends to replace the letter "n" with the letter "m" for some reason.

Clamsp the brain part of the neck of the long doggo. Bask in its lemgth.

by long.e.doggos December 13, 2016

LONG LYRICS BUSINESS

Tortuously slow experience when you'd rather be somewhere else

this is a long lyrics business

by comrade323 October 18, 2015

long limbo

Dead buried boneyard pushing up daisies

How's Jimmy?! Wow, I thought you knew. He's been doing the long limbo for almost a year now. He stepped out in front of a bus and became part of the grill.

by Nate 57 October 22, 2015