Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.

"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."

by Realists June 2, 2022

devious lick

the latest challenge to gain popularity on the social media platform which involves students posting videos that show them stealing, damaging or showing off items taken from school

nate: bro i just hit a devious lick
jake: lemme see what u got
nate: a soap dispenser

by suckondeeznuts September 26, 2021

titty licking dog

a dog that licks its female owners tits while waggingits tail

titty licking dog no

doggy lick
doggy put your dick away

by PaintedMonkee April 2, 2023

devious lick

When something is stolen usually for tik tok cloudy at school.

Tom" yo I just hit the most devious lick 😈,the toilet"

by Gotmgood September 18, 2021

Banshee's Lick

A cold gust of wind up your ass crack

Feel that? I just got a banshee's lick

by Roddypiper347 March 15, 2019

Texas Lick

To hit a Texas Lick is to get shot.

1. "Yo I heard Joe's in the hospital, the fuck happened?"

2. "He hit a Texas Lick."

by johnnyblins March 18, 2019

Licking her wounds

The act of eatin' dat bitch out while she bleedin' from her baby hole

Aww hell yeah, Becky got her period today. Imma be licking her wounds all night!

by anonymous December 11, 2020