king of ducks

Truly the most fowl of ducks. Typically very snooty and expects other ducks to pay tribute and quack when he passes.

Son: Why are all those ducks quacking at that one?
Father: Son, that's the king of ducks. {bows deeply}

by EncryptedThoughts April 16, 2019

King Scrotum

When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.

Look at me! I'm King Scrotuming Philip

by Alutiiq April 16, 2019

King JJ

A person who’s tall but can’t even dunk, garbage waves, and the drip of a homeless.

P1: Yo that guy over theres mad tall but can’t dunk, damn his waves garbage too.
P2: I think that’s King JJ

by YungBubbleBass May 21, 2019

the lion king

When banging a girl, growl loudly and closely to her face. When done, pick her up and hold her over your head as you proceed to eat her ass from behind. Then, quickly evacuate her house , leaving a "scar" on her heart because the man who just ate her ass so good, left.

Yeah Julia won't talk to me anymore after i did The Lion King on her

by Wade Clark June 1, 2019

dong king

The guy with the biggest hardon at the circlejerk

Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!

by Xaime June 3, 2019

king's busketeers

A party folk band from southern New England, specifically based out of Providence, RI. They are a talented trio of musicians who specialize in upbeat, cheerful traditional music, often singing about themes such as drunken debauchery, double homicides, cross-dressing, shipwrecks, stormy weather, and dancing. A fun band to catch in concert.

Dude 1: Hey, there was some part folk band playing at the Renaissance Faire in New Hampshire.
Dude 2: That was the King's Busketeers! I've seen them live! They're awesome!

by Your Favorite Local Artist June 11, 2019

The King's Busketeers

A party folk band from southern New England. They are a trio of very talented musicians who specialize in upbeat songs about drunken debauchery, double homicides, cross dressing, dancing, jail, shipwrecks, and other fun things. They can usually be seen performing at Renaissance Faires, farmers markets, and steampunk festivals. They are a fantastic live band with a reputation for high energy shows.

Dude 1: Hey! Some party folk band was playing at a Renaissance Faire up in New Hampshire.
Dude 2: That's the King's Busketeers! I've seen them live in Providence! Awesome band.

by Your Favorite Local Artist June 13, 2019