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Jake

Don't worry fellow Jakes, there are much nicer things if you search "Jacob". If your real name is actually Jake and not Jacob then ur screwed.
by teckman275 September 17, 2020
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jake dakin

famous contemporary dancer/bboy, super sexy with awesome sideburns and arms that make you think you've accidentally walked into an nra meeting coz he's got MAD GUNS. built like a revered statue of an ancient greek hero or god and treats his girlfriend RIGHT. sadly he is illiterate and cannot read but he is slowly working on it, send your thoughts and prayers.
jake dakin did the sickest flippity dippity freeze frame spindle windle at the bboying competition and immediately won as his opponent died from the sheer amount of swag that he had just witnessed
by roxana arkalis February 24, 2021
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Jake

a guy that makes women horny. He walks down the halls people seem to lock their eyes on his perfect swimmers body. his flowy blonde hair, honestly has an chiseled six pack want to fuck him for life
oh my go is that jake?
yeah!
i want him in my pants
(conversation with my friends
by bsbbejemdnkak December 3, 2021
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Jake

Wife: Jake from State Farm at 2 in the morning, who is this

Jake from State Farm: This is Jake from State Farm
by Igotnomoney March 30, 2021
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Jake Flaherty

If your name is Jake Flaherty, you are indeed, Deepher Dude
Hey, did you know Jake Flaherty won Deepher Dude from Delta Phi Epsilon?
by anonymoushopps October 20, 2021
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Jake

Cool, Kind, and animal whisperer. Also it is a friendly person.
Jake helped me take out the dogs for a walk.
by Johncena2021 November 16, 2020
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Jake Paul

*Unsubscribes* *Subscribes to PewDiePie*
I UNSUBSCRIBES TO THAT INFECTIOUS DISEASE *JAKE PAUL*
by ooftimsocute February 24, 2019
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