Jacob is chronically thinking about smart stuff and girls. He is a boy not yet a man though he is very skux and will send paragraphs of text to a girl he likes, Jacobs usually live in Utah and work at first Little Caesars and then Chick-Fil-A HE IS GOATED WITH THE SAUCE (well kind of). He has a friend that is more goated with the sauce than he. Jacob is chronically in the garbage can stealing whatever bottles he can to get free money and to build robots. Heh.
OMG JACOB HE'S SO ummmmmmmmm well he certainly is Jacob! And HOT
SKUX MASTERS APPRENTICE JACOB
Whoever goes to prom with Jacob will love him as a date
Hah Jacob gay
Jacob is a person
SKUX MASTERS APPRENTICE JACOB
Whoever goes to prom with Jacob will love him as a date
Hah Jacob gay
Jacob is a person
by Lover boy sun juice February 27, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is deeply sarcastic and the biggest flirt you know. he’s not as annoying as other cis-het white men though. i guess he’s alright.
Jacob is fine.
by xtine93 November 23, 2021
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is one of the best types of People, funny, hot, and interesting. They will never let you down… unless they owe you money. They are goofy and either really like people or really hate them. They make racist jokes and remarks to make their lunch table laugh. But it never works. Most Jacobs are extremely short. But don’t let that fool you! I would totally date a Jacob.
by AlltheMenKnowMe March 8, 2023
Get the Jacobmug. well it is hard to explain Jacob but he is a kind person though he loves jokes and dark humor will defend and stand up for his friends tho those are like his family he does not have the greatest looks and yea its pretty hard for him to get a girlfriend he is really popular but lonely hen he gets home he acts very happy around his friends and loves video games does pretty well in school and cannot stop making references to movies shows games and books can make people laugh easily tho can be annoying but u will always love him he does not want to get married but is a good people person and always helps his Friends out but usually never gets the girl he can get close but another boy gets her they all look at him like a brother while the boys look at him like a blood brother he will put down his life for his friends and just wishes he could be normal also he is kinda crazy and has adhd
he Emma how u doin oh hey Jake yea so and they have a random conversation gets close to her bam stolen jake will never get a girl friend no offense my Jacobs
by that person who eat cat September 16, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. 
The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is tall, strong, and handsome with the most beautiful blue eyes. I could get lost in those deep blue pools. I love him so much and you all will too. He is smart without being cocky about it, though he will tell you how great his grades are.😂 I don't care how much you love your current boyfriend, you will fall head over heels with him immediately. He is easily frustrated but will not take it out on you. He will love you no matter what and will always be there for you. He will always take care of you. He gives the best hugs and will hold you if you're upset or just cold. He is the love of my life and will be yours as well, just keep your hands off of mine!
Girl 1: Did you see Jacob? He looked great today!
Girl 2: Yes! I also heard that he got the top grade in his history class.
Girl 2: Yes! I also heard that he got the top grade in his history class.
by Heartheartheart April 11, 2018
Get the Jacobmug.