black boy who hates eggs and misses the bus. also eyes, he hates eyes. cooks olive oil. hates his cat. punched his gf
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by Toasterr.Juice November 30, 2019
a white name for a boy
by Ok boomer October 28, 2019
Actually the most handsome boy you'll ever see in your entire life. The first time you meet him, you'll think "damn, pretty sure he just came back from a model photoshoot." He's that Kind of boy everybody wants to have in his bed at a ONS. Everybody loves him and wants to be friends with him because he looks like Hercules. But in the worst case, when you're a girl and start a relationship with this sexy beast, you'll know that you fucked up: after a few days he'll have a new girl. Furthermore you'll See that his cock isn't really huge.
by Abcabc123123 January 04, 2017
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by (❁´◡`❁)(❁´◡`❁)(❁´◡`❁) November 16, 2020
Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"
by Dilf_lover_69__ May 03, 2021