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jungert

n. some guy, probably shouldn’t be there
he’s a total jungert
by gumperator April 26, 2024
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Jingle bingle

An advanced form of teabagging wherein the individual, having previously inserted their testicles into their anus, approach the suspect with their pants removed, place their rear end to the suspects face, and with a swift motion after exclaiming, 'jingle bingle!', tug their genitalia as to eject the testicals from their asshole. The act is intended for the testicals to swing and strike the suspect's face. The process commonly includes projected fecal matter resulting in conjunctivitis.
Mike thought of pulling a jingle bingle on Joe, but the thought of everyone having pink eye persuaded him.
by Tone-The-Bome April 30, 2024
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jingleing

To wiggle your knuckles in someones ass out of aggression or playfulness.
Im gonna jingle your asshole all the way to hongkong if you dont stop!”

“Careful! Or ill start jingleing both your asses!!”
by TheSojka June 6, 2024
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Jongler Vandam

A slick, charismatic move that a guy pulls when he’s trying to charm a potential female partner. When a man "does the Jongler Vandam," he channels a suave, mysterious, and almost criminal allure—like a smooth-talking enigma with undeniable finesse. It’s a combination of confidence, sly wit, and effortless style that leaves the target captivated. The move isn't just about what he says, but how he says it, with that signature sly grin and the smoothest of vibes.

To "Jongler Vandam" is to masterfully balance flirtation and mystery, like velvet tricks down a neon-lit street. It’s the secret weapon of a guy who knows how to walk the line between gentleman and rogue, making the girl feel like she’s the star of his own nocturnal ballet.
*Person 1:* “Yo, you managed to link up with shorty last night?”

*Person 2:* “Yeah man, she was playin’ hard to get at first, but then I hit her with that Jongler Vandam.”

*Person 1:* “Damn, for real? So you flipped the charm switch, huh?”

*Person 2:* “You know it. Peaches were droppin’ like crazy once I did the Vandam.”
by anonymous August 17, 2024
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Jingle Sting

A 'Jingle Sting' is when a bit of the song "Jingle Bells" is heard in a non-traditional Christmas song, such as a rock song.
There is a 'Jingle Sting' at the end of Bruce Springsteen's version of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town".
by rick420buzz December 21, 2024
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Jingle Bells

When two men DP a female and their balls smack together.
I hate threesomes when me and my friend jingle Bells just to make her black out.
by Dahammer888 January 11, 2025
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jinglespinjelqing

jinglespinjelqing is defined by a person rotationally performing the art of jelqing, which resembles a top being spun, thus giving us the jelqing variation known as spin jelqing. Spinjelqing by itself is the basic act of performing jelqing rotationally, however, the specifics of jinglespinjelqing refer to someone spinjelqing during holiday time, most often Christmas time, thus the element "jingle" in the name. Jinglespinjelquing refers to an individual engaging in spinjelquing in the christmas time
My apologies for missing the wedding, I was pre-occupied with an extensive session of jinglespinjelqing, because it's Christmas time of course
by Gudmonke February 4, 2025
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