human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.

Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

human dorsal fin

The human dorsal fin, generally associated with dwarfs who like to stealth camp. The human dorsal fin tends to bring the most energy to the everyday whasky review, adding great insight to the hints and notes in the drink. (" I'm getting a bit of grape" " Yeah👍")

Ew, Your some Kevin Cosner like ya little human dorsal fin

by Little shmick and the mandingo January 4, 2024

Human

The actors you see on popular sites like pornhub and 18andabused.

I like to have sex with humans. Harambe 1946.

by Jimbles Notrobon March 13, 2017

Behold, a human!

What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."

"Behold, a human!" *presents chicken*

"What the fuck?"

by Poopoo Consumer June 1, 2023

The Human AimBot

The human AimBot is a man by the name of Adam Worster. He literally shits on kids in Fortnite. 360 headshots. He is the literal embodiment of AimBot

“Bro that dudes like the Human AimBot, He peed in her mouth from 30 yards away!”

by mroyal207 December 23, 2023

high calorie human

A fat person; the "nice" way to call someone fat or to refer to someone who is fat when you are too weak to tell them the truth.

"Two high calorie humans wanted for allegedly setting fire to an apartment in Toronto.
"two WHAT?"

by RyanTheDefiner May 26, 2024

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020