facebook journalist 

Someone hiding behind a screen that thinks people read all the political crap they spew for eight hours a day.

I just unfriended every facebook journalist on my feed. These fuckers wouldn't have the balls to say any of this shit if there was a door someone could slam in their face. political idiot

facebook journalist by Dankonia February 8, 2017

facebook boomer 

a women or man doesnt know how to use technology and is always white. They also are racist.... VERY RACIST

and they love minnions

Look at that facebook boomer on that bench

facebook boomer by facebook boomer minnions November 19, 2020

Facebook Whore 

Someone who is a whore, but only on facebook. This can be excessive wall flirting, or being in multiple fake relationships on facebook.

-Dude, did you know that they're dating?

-No man, they're only dating on facebook. I think she's a facebook whore; this is her second fake relationship this month, and she has a real boyfriend.

Facebook Whore by HypotheticalWhore October 28, 2009

facebook unofficial 

A relationship that isn't quite facebook official, but in which both parties have removed the "Single" status from their profiles.

Jesse just took 'single' off his profile. I guess he and Amy are facebook unofficial now.

facebook unofficial by Fredrickss December 6, 2009

facebook group

1) excuse to get people to do things.
2) best way to get something done.
3) if ______ something, ______ will happen

1) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, john will admit he's gay.
2) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, my girlfriend will marry my ugly ass.
3) if obama says he will do something... nothing will happen

facebook group by lustyisgay December 16, 2009

facebook virgin 

getting your cherry popped for the first time on facebook and not knowing what the hell to do

You dont know how to use facebook? You must be a facebook virgin

facebook virgin by dksdoinit May 21, 2010

Facebook hoes 

Usually the same group of people constantly making creeper-like comments on an individual's wall/ pictures. Their objective is almost always obvious. In that they try to seduce/persuade the user to like them, when in fact the would never talk to them in person or vice-versa.

Simple Definition:
Overly obsessed bitches(male or female)

i.e. Facebook hoes

Suzy:"Ohh Xander would you marry me?"

Lucy:"OMG, I love this omgg, You make me drool."

Brittnay:":D I loveee this"

Kendall:"yur amazing. ♥"

Facebook hoes by BLA-Q February 21, 2011