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Mara Easter

a girl who likes to hunt for grasshoppers while shoving beatles in her ears, because she likes to hear them crunch. sometimes for fun, she will throw old people in front of trains that are coming at high speed so they will die. then, she and her fellow crow friends will go eat the remains and have a picnic. Sometimes Mara's enjoy dancing in the naked around trees with fruit growing out of it.
That girl is so fucked up, she's basically a Mara Easter.
by marasfriend7 May 1, 2011
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Linguini Eastern

When someone is talking on the subject of Spaghetti Western's you bring up "Linguini Eastern" to throw them off or end the conversation completely.
Mike asks, "Have you ever seen a Spaghetti Western?"

George answers, "No, but I've seen a Linguini Eastern."
by JP Arr March 5, 2013
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Canadian Easter egg hunt

Commonly referred to as "puck hunting season", The Canadian Easter egg hunt occurs around the same time as "Easter", the catholic holiday, when the little Canadian kids come out of their igloos to search for pucks they lost during winter, that are now being revealed by the melting snow.
Mountie 1: Man i had the best Canadian Easter egg hunt of my life this year!
Mountie 2: Hey man, me too! I found so many of the pucks i lost this winter!
Mountie 3: Getting my moose rider's license really sped up the hunt, eh?
by ThatCanadianGuy April 17, 2014
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Stink Eastwood

When you've got two girls in the doggy position, and you're fingering both their asses with your fingers held like pistols.
John: "Hey Paul, what'd you get up to last night?"
Paul: "I met two uni students, went back to their flat and did a good ol' stink eastwood!"
John: "Cor, i bet that went down well."
by bedtimeburrito November 14, 2014
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Dying Easter Eggs

After having sex with your partner, finish inside him or her. Then pull out and dunk your balls into the cum filled vagina. This can be done in an asshole as well for more color variety.
Man: I love me some Easter! When I get home from church I am dying Easter eggs in my wife's pussy.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 14, 2017
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Clint Eastwood

The act of taking both Cocaine and Ecstasy (Cocaine - Clint, Ecstacy - Eastwood)
“What are you on mate?”

“I did a Clint Eastwood
by Friday O’Leary May 8, 2018
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Richard Easton

The best coach anybody could ever ask for. He's never leaving his parents couch. He never knows when not to close out even in funerals. He's forever a virgin .
RICHARD EASTON IS THE BEST CLOSER OUTER
by ball sucker123 December 13, 2018
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