Dylan

Dylan is indubitably handsome, though he can never know for certain because of how ignorant he is. Statistically speaking, Dylan's cock is above average in girth and length. Dylan is incredibly majestic and mysterious. Aliens come to visit him just to try and figure him out. He knows too many jokes for his own good. His wisdom is mindboggling. He can fight too! Disclaimer: He has ladies so get in line, sorry not sorry. A Dylan didn't write this definition either. Hehe.

Lady#1 Is that the Dylan? Is it really? Or is my life a lie?
Lady #2 That is Dylan, words cannot describe this man without it sounding like I'm trying to start a cult.

by Glitterinthebong September 29, 2022

dylan

a dude with a very small penis and is very gay

me:do you want to have sex
(girl in front of Dylan about to say yes)
Dylan :yes i do,don't use a condom
(the very next second i killed myself)

by holy fuck i just ate pussy January 9, 2020

Dylan

A guy who goes to St-Lawrence college who wears a polo shirt and dress pants. Also wears glasses, and takes a business program.

You look like a Dylan

by Klossi September 7, 2018

Dylan Shokar

Class Clown

Dylan Shokar fun

by hoostyh January 11, 2023

Dylan

A guy who acts kinda girly and makes people think he might be gay.

Look at Dylan over there why is he blushing around Jeffery

by Chicken Skrip69420 December 5, 2019

Dylan John Greenwood

A popular fella from Australia. He is a gamer and is homosexual.

"You look just like Dylan John Greenwood"

by Peppermint_420 July 27, 2024

Dylan

Used to define someone who fakes having depression, to get the attention of a women. He loses all his friends and puts this women through tremendous emotional trauma, just for his own personal gratification. Commonly seen saying “fuck off” or “you wouldn’t understand”

He’s faking his depression, he’s such a dylan

by Gmoney200370 December 24, 2018