car gymnastics

To climp up the front or back of a vehicle and run across to the other side before jumping off. Quite pointless, but usually leaves some sort of damage to the owner of the car.

I stepped in a mud puddle so i performed car gymnastics and left a trail on my ex-girlfriends slut-mobile.

by everythingyouwantedtoknowaboutsilence July 27, 2006

Cars 3

Cars 3 will be the greatest movie of all time when released

I cannot wait until Cars 3 is released. It will be the greatest movie of all time.

by Micheal P Fan June 18, 2017

Cars 2

It sucks and forever will suck. It is the worse movie to exist. I rather die or watch Charlie Demileo instead of watching that bullshit.

Jacob: OH My GOD CARS 2 IS THE BEST!
His Friends: No

His Friends: Its the worst movie to exist.
His Friends: "Walle" is a better movie.
(Walle: A movie about a robot chasing down a plant to restore earth.)

by Scream Endlessly 69 June 15, 2021

box car racer

1. the route blink was supposed to take.
2. wut blink was supposed to sound like
3. everything blink wasn't.
PUNK

Dude: I got a Box Car Racer shirt.
Beth: Cool

by Bethany182rwj November 16, 2003

tboned by a smart car

1. To be hit by a smart car in the shape of a "T"
2. A sexual reference to tboning the shit out of someone
3. A common visualisation when employing the powers of "The Secret"

1. "I got tboned by a smart car on Oxford St the other night"
2. "Yeah I hell tboned her like a smart car last night. Livin."
3. "She was using the secret to get a car space but i was just using it to visualise tboning the shit out of her like a smart car. The thought, the thought indeed."

by bad luck brunette July 22, 2009

Jewish Sports Car

A car that stops on a dime.

Did you see that new Jewish Sports car? It literally stopped on a dime so that cheap semite could pick it up.

by Kurt March 22, 2005

small penis car

Derogatory word applied to a vehicle used by a guy that wishes he can afford to drive those so-called "small penis vehicles" (vehicles that seemingly are overcompensating for a guy's "under-endowment." Examples include but are not limited to: fancy sports cars, and large trucks such as F350s that are raised with a set of over-sized tires). He may also be likely doing this to make himself feel better about his small penis.

I think it's funny that poor people always dismiss men that drive nice cars by saying they must be compensating... you can apply it to any car - Mercedes? small penis car. Corvette? Small penis. F-350? Small penis... But hey, I'd be insecure if I drove a Corolla too.

by The Real Master Chief May 28, 2013