califoolnian

Califoolnian a term describe a native of California especially those who affiliate with the Hyphy movement.

I’m a real Califoolnian; I go stoopid wassupie!

by MT- Luciano August 12, 2024

California Battleship

A woman is floating naked in a pool with her eyes closed. Her man (also naked) goes inside the house and shoves a firework up his ass. He then lites it and runs back to the pool. He sneaks in the pool and lays flat and still. He takes a massive shit in the pool. As the turd exits his asshole, the firework propels the turd under the water straight at the woman, hopefully hitting a hole of his choice. Upon arrival, the man’s torpedo explodes in her, giving her an unforgettable orgasm.

Hey Baxter, can you place another order of mortars for me, I am getting low from my bitches getting so many California Battleships lately.

by Firebird6969 August 14, 2024

California hike

Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.

Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.

by bababoooeyy September 28, 2023

calico

NOUN:
cal·ico
/ˈkælɪkoʊ/ 🔊
in music: blending classical piano with creativity for a captivating, unique performance.
SIMILAR: fusion, uniqueness, blend.

"The pianist's calico style of playing combined the elegance of classical piano with bursts of creativity, resulting in a mesmerizing and truly unique musical performance that left the audience in awe."

by therealbestfriend October 1, 2023

Caito Spreading

A term used in British Parliamentary which is based on Matt Caito(famously known as fast speaking man). It's used to refer to when you matter dump in a speech and speak very quickly to do so.

"I was caito spreading so bad in that debate the adj had to unmute to ask me to slow down."

by wasteland-peace October 6, 2023

california pin drop

going on the streets of california the first needle you see grab it and stick it in your dick and see what happens

my friend got dared to do a california pin drop and his dick has been convulsing ever since. That was three years ago

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

California

Shithole

I love getting stabbed California!

by KimJongJuul January 4, 2024