cup half empty

A person who thinks that emptiness in a cup can be halved.

Girl 1: Look at that hottie!
Girl 2: Hell no!
Girl 3: Why?
Girl 1: Yeah, why? *bleep*.
Girl 2: I'm pretty sure they're that cup half empty guy.
Girl 1 and 3: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

by Naxzed May 26, 2019

Cup

Coffee

Prep me a cup

by Veryzooted March 30, 2019

Musty cup

A woman's asshole

Sara loved Jermaine so much, that she let him fuck her in the musty cup whenever he wanted.

by Mookie612 April 5, 2019

half cup bandit

n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.

I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.

by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019

Cup

Referring to a British person.

Girl 1: did you hear that he’s a cup?
Girl 2: that’s disgusting

by hazed spirits August 11, 2019

Cup-monkey

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.

Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?

by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019

Cup monkey

People, usually kids, running around Festival venues collecting plastic or paper cups to return them and get a cash refund. Normally spotted with unbelievably high stacks that they somehow are able to carry. Some can over enthusiastically try and take cups before you’ve actually finished! Great way though to tackle litter collection and recycling!

There’s loads of cup monkeys snatching your beer before you’ve even had the chance to finish it!

by Irishexplorer September 1, 2019