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to catch the crazy turkey

To catch the crazy turkey is the act of having sexual intercourse while making turkey noises. There is much more depth to the act; however, little is known, so just some vague facts are spread with certainty, some of them being that it starts with a wild turkey, and ends with sex in a bed, and somewhere in the middle there is the need to kill a chicken.
You've been known to catch the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed!
by Rasus January 31, 2015
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three steps behind crazy

A fraise used when some one plans on doing something stupid/reckless
"Dude he is three steps behind crazy if he thinks he'll make that jump"
by Ktgrb December 1, 2016
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Stone Cold Crazy

Stone Cold Crazy is a muscular humanoid Stand with the ability to manipulate the space in any object and living thing it touches with its hands, feet and the blades on its arms and legs and transform them into everything the user wants by changing the atoms and molecules.
Stone Cold Crazy is a not canon fanmade Stand from the manga „Jojo‘s Bizarre Adventure“.
by Kousei Joestar April 5, 2022
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crazy as aliens

Really crazy, in a loopy, delusional sense. May derive from the sense of 'as crazy as someone who believes in aliens' i.e. to the extent of wearing tinfoil hats, or, less likely, someone who thinks as differently from a normal person as someone from another planet would.
"Why is Donna pacing in circles mumbling to herself?" "I dunno, the girl is as crazy as aliens."
by stellar760 October 8, 2013
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Crazy-Hollywood Blowjob

A crazy-Hollywood blowjob is a fellatio from someone who has studied pornography enough and socially prioritized their own ability to give fellatio resulting in a potent, highly-networkable end result. Usually these people live in Los Angeles and interface with the entertainment industrial complex. More research needs to be done to analyze different crazy-Hollywood blowjobs and how people within the industrial complex and the art world have developed these skills, common social perceptions of performative sexuality and hierarchical thinking around the importance of sexual performance. Common practices in the crazy-Hollywood blowjob are:

-fellating based on what the receiver’s preferred blowjob methods are
-deepthroating with no abandon
-eye contact

-very good hand-mouth coordination
-swallowing entire loads of semen
Wow, Alex gave me a crazy-Hollywood blowjob last night. I know they’ve had a lot of practice on different people and that’s a good thing. This felt really good and I think they’re better at fellatio than most people.
by Hantlin July 16, 2023
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Crazy in a Bottle

A thick, syrupy orange drink comprised of 90% high fructose sugar, 5% artificial flavor 5% water. It is traditionally used to exacerbate the horror of an annoying cousin with ADHD who was raised by wolves.
"Jesus Christ, who gave this asshole Crazy in a Bottle?"
by Frank Wilkerson September 23, 2021
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