A brother is someone who constantly beat you up, break your dreams, supresses you, make you look bad in front of your patents, eat your candy, snitch to your parents and wake you up with a knife one inch from your head!
Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.
But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...
Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face.
But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...
Me: "My back hurt and i don't believe in myself"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"
Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother"
The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"
by Jimmy Jackson Potter November 6, 2019
Get the Brothermug. The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.
Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!
by bigjoncleetus June 9, 2020
Get the Jonas Brothersmug. by J_MoneyBandzz October 3, 2023
Get the Brother Ricemug. This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*
by ravjeeet May 13, 2018
Get the Your brother aint gonna be a fathermug. Erin: “The Cost is $100.”
Micheal: “ Give me brother brother price lah..”
Erin: Okay for you can adjust to $80 bro”
Micheal: “ Give me brother brother price lah..”
Erin: Okay for you can adjust to $80 bro”
by NAHSYK August 16, 2022
Get the Brother brother pricemug. by rakrakrak December 15, 2020
Get the brother momenter in the assmug. A duo of two amazing brothers, who have fought through thick and thin with one another; always having each others backs, and are an fierce force to be reckoned with. These two guys are some badass motherfuckers, and shouldnt be tested. With their strong German complexions, their handsomeness is so powerful, that even the sun can't handle their handsomeness and has to retreat to the opposite of the earth every single night. If one of them is harmed or affected by someone, you best believe the other brother will retaliate with the force and strength of 1,000 men. If you see The Bell Brothers in public, be warned that these two men are very articulate, and can outwit you in the blink of an eye.
Guy 1: "Oh shit, its the Bell Bois! We need the get the fuck out of here!"
Guy 2: " You can hear their German rap in the distance! The Bell Brothers mean business! Run motherfucker RUN!"
Guy 2: " You can hear their German rap in the distance! The Bell Brothers mean business! Run motherfucker RUN!"
by PElemental_Brown Joy March 21, 2019
Get the The Bell Brothersmug.