Band Kid

(noun) A person who plays a musical instrument and is usually a social outcast who pulls absolutely zero bitches, along with having their humor stuck in 2017-2020. Not to be confused with a kid in band, who is usually just a person who enjoys music and is in a band.

"That band kid is kinda weird."
"I think he's special needs."
"What's good my fellow gamers? Wanna see me play the hub intro on my sax?"

by someoneyoumayknowirlidkmaybe May 14, 2022

Bands

A large stack of money held together with rubberbands

Bands will make her dance

by KBreezel December 8, 2017

garage band

A band that calls themselves hardcore, only plays in a garage and on the street. Their 1 single fan is a fire hydrant.

Talking fire hydrant: HeY
random guy: Wat
Talking fire hydrant: have you heard of insert band name here? They are so great!
1 concert of said band later...
random guy: HeY
random guy's friend: Wat
random guy: insert band name here... went to their concert with a fire hydrant... What a garage band!

by moleonneck April 24, 2023

Band of Steel

Man of steel played by a marching band with much skill.

Person 1: Did you hear the band of steel just before kickoff?
Person 2: Yeah they sounded great!

by Powderski September 23, 2014

Shadow Banding

A reactive emotional pattern that develops in response to the rubber band effect. When one partner repeatedly snaps back into the relationship, the other—wary of the cycle—begins forming secret emotional or romantic connections. Shadow banding is the quiet stretch: a hidden coping mechanism born from mistrust, grief, or emotional exhaustion. It’s not about cheating—it’s about survival when the relationship feels unstable or unsafe.

After she came back and ran off the girls I was dating, I started shadow banding—keeping quiet connections just in case she left again.

by Briton Phillip September 3, 2025

band room

A specific room located in a public highschool, most likely a small office inside a band or music class complex. The purpose of a band room is similar to that of any other smokespot. Marijuana is commonly consumed in band rooms, usually in the form of vapor by use of a dab pen. Juuling is also commonplace in such an establishment.

"Band room sesh in lunch?"
"Fuck this class, let's skip to band room"

by 8119 April 17, 2018

Lost In The Sauce Band

The crazy crippled suicide music guy who makes music and poems about mental illness, chronic pain, and suicide. Came up on reddit and gained underground popularity in the /r/folkpunk and /r/chronicpain communities.

Did you hear that suicide music guy Lost In The Sauce Band yet? You should check out his SoundCloud before it gets taken down.
Im pretty sure the cripple dude Lost In The Sauce Band is going to kill himself eventually. Hes been saying that for years now

by Folk punk crust punk December 1, 2019