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Green Bastard

Dream: “Tommy, I still have the discs.”
TommyInnit: “YOU GREEN BASTARD! Actually, that’s fine. I have Spirit.”
Dream: “YOU WHAT?!” *Kills TommyInnit*
by Wife Haver February 12, 2021
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Cheeky bastard

When you're drunk or high so you do what you were told not to do ,and you don't do what you were told to do.
Mom: did you wash the dishes?
Jeremy: no hehe
Mom: why you cheeky bastard!
by Kingtrolo64p July 30, 2021
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Old Bastard

ˈōld bas· tard | \ ˈba-stərd (Noun)

1. A person of humble origin who has cultivated respect through wisdom, strength and hard work.

2. Damn good coffee.
1. // That old bastard...(insert bias breaking compliment.) It must be the coffee he drinks.

2. // See Old Bastard Brand Coffee
by Jack the Donkey October 12, 2021
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Sexy bastard

by passgas October 19, 2021
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Portuguese Bastard

A male of Portuguese descent who also exhibits the known traits of a bastard. They also tend to be short and have a lack of opinion. They also enjoy partaking in chilly-williys.
That Portuguese bastard just bought a child's ticket for a movie even though he is 18. Wow what a Portuguese bastard.
by deputy dan May 21, 2012
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Crap ass sorry rat bastard

it is all of these 3:
The worst being ever
The Godfather
The opposite of me
by TOC TM OS June 28, 2004
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Basternet

Woman: Whats that on your dick?

Man: Well that, is a Basternet.
by ihaveabasternet July 9, 2011
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