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white dude: I got a 70% on my math test

asian: I got a 100%
white dude: How come he can be asian and I can't?
by YulTheWizard November 21, 2019
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POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Asian Crew

We play games, like 24/7 and if you HAVE NOT FIGURED OUT, we are Asians.
The Asian Crew members are pro gamers
by Kenneth707 December 1, 2018
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Hardcore Asian

A user who plays a game very well that they play the hardest levels/difficulties with no problems.
That hardcore asian doing all those games with no mistakes... man i wish i was like him
by Dino Dino dinosaur May 14, 2018
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honey asian

Its like a thicc and sexy possibly asian chick.
Shes a honey asian baby. -Candie
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Asian Friday

A term used to describe a sale at the local petstore
"Hey phil, why are there so many asians outside the store?"
"Oh because of our sales its asian friday"
"That explains alot"
by The Goatfatha November 26, 2016
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