Today is the day to post your girl best friend and show her how much she means to you. Guys, post her and tag her in it so that everyone can know that SHE is your girl best friend. No ugly pictures of videos that she won’t like, only pretty ones she will enjoy! January 10 is the day!
john: yooo I just posted you on tiktok!
lacy: why?

john: January 10!!!
lacy: what does that mean?

john: its national post your girl best friend day!
by smart1.com January 09, 2021
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The complete package of alpha dog. Anytime someone asks you if you can do something hard—hit them up with this punch-line. Your peers will know what the fuck is up.
Stephanie: “Hey, Jordan you big Jew-nosed, egorgian bitch, can you even bench 100 pounds.”

Jordan: “Urghhh. I don’t know.”

Stephanie: “What about you, Dalton?”

Dalton: “Sure, Baby, My Kung Fu Is Best.”

Dalton proceeds to bench 300 pounds since those with kung fu that is best can do such acts
by DarkClent31 June 26, 2019
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a sentence, usually used as a compliment for when someone did something good, and deserves a reward (like some cheese). it can be used for an example if you are playing haricotnite and you die and your squad gets the escargot royale, and you think they deserve cheese.
you: i ate six packs of dalfo-gonfi and 11 plates of grenouilles yesterday
me: good cheese, you deserve the best cheese (and some naeb from my aggiN amigo pancho)
by haha gazpacho October 16, 2018
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