Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

Hardcore Asian

A user who plays a game very well that they play the hardest levels/difficulties with no problems.

That hardcore asian doing all those games with no mistakes... man i wish i was like him

by Dino Dino dinosaur May 14, 2018

honey asian

Its like a thicc and sexy possibly asian chick.

Shes a honey asian baby. -Candie

by Baron Humbert Von Gikkengen. March 8, 2023

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

Asian Friday

A term used to describe a sale at the local petstore

"Hey phil, why are there so many asians outside the store?"
"Oh because of our sales its asian friday"
"That explains alot"

by The Goatfatha November 26, 2016

Suriya the asian

Suriya is asian. She likes bad music, sorry, "k-pop" which is absolute cheeks. She is always hoeing around and loves dick. nah jk but she moved from wisconsin but she shouldve gone to alabama because she wants to fuck her cousin in his asshole. honestly she is a very loving person and shes like my best friend and she will try you right as long as you show her respect but she tends to not like people for no reason sometimes (@ cathy) I agree about elizabeth though... and I oop... teaaaa SSS

(___)ɔ

Brenna: Who even likes BTS
Violette: Oh you haven't heard Suriya rant about them
Brenna: No I never listen... "and I oop-"- dr williams@jane
Violette: well she actually gets wet over BTS, i think they are like a Korean band or something

Suriya the asian is OBSESSED with k-pop... :/

I miss suriya the asian <3

by jakepaul4ever October 1, 2019

Asian Programs

The word Asian Programs was invented by an “Asian” Nigga called Guapo. Asian programs can be ran to find the @ of “interesting” females on any social media. Also can be described as cheats in video games.

Tray: Using Asian programs, i was finally able to find the perfect midget

by FuckDlive February 25, 2021