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Machine Gun Asshole

"I just heard a Machine Gun Asshole in the bathroom." - Guy
"You mean Kelly?" - Girl
"Yep, someone was listening to his songs on their phone. Sounded like a hot clip of shit." - Guy
by Swift67 October 13, 2021
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Snow-Gun

When a male reaches climax very quickly during intercourse.
Don't snow-gun on me, I fear you will. Just take it slow.
by Nimir-Raj November 8, 2013
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Gun

The thing that when you point at a mother fucker, they go dead and funny bang
"He pulled a gun on the stupid mother fucker who was robbing him with a knife and fucked him up"
by Peanutted August 27, 2022
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Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.
1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!
by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024
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blue veined junket gun

British and Commonwealth, esp. Antipodes

an erect penis with azure veining and jerry's helmet locked and loaded and about to deliver a large quantity of love custard over a young lady's tits or other suitable target.
"Dave pulled his blue veined junket gun from it's fleshy holster and squeezed off half a pint of baby batter over Marcia's tits"
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gun racist

When a gun is said is labelled bad just for being the class of gun or type of gun it is and the gun is not labelled for the actual statistics it may occur to show off to the world like accuracy or fire rate but it's just taken for the class of what it is.
"Little Timmy over there hates the M1911" "why" "not because it's bad or anything but because it's a pistol" "that's very gun racist"
by Proguy67 July 26, 2017
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Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”
by Slimfitter May 26, 2022
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