Your face

The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no

by Mr.Potatoface January 3, 2014

computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

by kat_gryffindor March 16, 2014

face wheelie

The act of gurning as a result of taking good ecstacy tabs

He was off his fooking wheIlies on ecstacy, pulling a face wheelie like he was trying to chew his forehead with his bottom teeth.

by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014

shit faced

The act of being completely intoxicated. Usually associated with alcohol consumption.

I was so shit faced last night

Luke was so shit faced I doubt he remembers the strip club

I enjoy getting shit faced once in a while

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014

Rave Face

A face on a person or character when the character shows uncontrolled happiness or enjoyment, or when the character looks like (s)he is currently attending a rave.

When Rosie's dog, Jenna reunited with her, Jenna made a rave face.

by Paul Stompbox August 28, 2014

janus face

Referring to the Roman god Janus who has two faces, one which looks to the future and one which looks to the past. Saying that someone has a Janus face is similar to calling him two-faced or a liar.

All of those politicians have a Janus face. They say one thing and do another.

by pwiafkdv October 15, 2014

pencil face

Someone with such a long face that it looks like a pencil.

Dude: Man, your sis is such a pencil face!

by Jerrika12 December 23, 2014