This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
by Jack Spank9049 April 18, 2022

by tinkerbellthetank December 3, 2020

<March 19th, 1992> In The Back Of The Sunflower Deed Is THe Back Of The Back Of The Bus For The Chicken Dinner<March 19th, 1992>
<March 19th, 1992> In The Back Of The Sunflower Deed Is THe Back Of The Back Of The Bus For The Chicken Dinner<March 19th, 1992>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.
(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!
by teilhardo September 5, 2016

An entity fueled by rage and hate. It travels in a large, metal, tube, and gets extreme road rage. It periodically threatens to crash into cars that are using the breakdown lane. Never get inside the tube.
by EmogusalDamager November 24, 2022

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by Bear5200 September 30, 2022
