Ass Bag

a Stupid overbearing loud dense person

I.e. a diaper

Jack is late for work again and yells at every one else for being late he is such an ass bag.

by Your Heniness March 29, 2019

fake ass friend

RYAN PINCKNEY

no one will ever understand how ryan is such a fake ass friend to everyone.

by ur momma.com August 10, 2022

Teacher Ass

*Funny insult*
"An ass that is flat, yet rather large, but not in a good way. Generally kind of jiggly but has no depth to it.

That girl Brandy is great and all, but she's got a major case of teacher ass.

by Chief Qweif February 19, 2021

Ass furred

The art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.

Brody: "How was your night?"

Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."

by Rainbow Stalin January 13, 2011

european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.

check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?

by carp it up January 07, 2012

Throwing Ass

the expression of some extreme emotion (based on context)

I failed this class, because the professor is throwing ass.

I love this meal, this food is throwing ass.

by hahasun December 24, 2022

ass jaunt

1. Yo black slam
2. Shit you say when you angry

1) Austin: Yo I gotta practice my frestylin' so I can get that ass jaunt tonight

Miles: Aight Aight start dat free jaunt

Austin: Uh Uh 1 2 1 2. Aight aight so check it suck a nigga dick

by At jaunt October 14, 2014