Dick McChicken

It's a fucking dick mcchicken. WHAT DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND ):<

Me: Wow I'm down for some DICK McChicken, ya feel me,
You: No.
Me: Fucking get me a Dick McChicken

by UrWifeIsMine December 29, 2018

Swift Dick

When your being fucked in the ass, and you don't even know it.

Dude hes cheating on you, your getting swift dicked and you dont even know it.

by Ryan89_69 December 29, 2018

Nicky nicky non-dick

A slang term for the act of cock-teasing

Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me

Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018

Dick

A person usually named tunde and he pisses of his girlfriend alot. Also acts very childish.

Tunde your a fucking dick!!.

by Tjasus December 29, 2018

Dick sneeze

It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.

John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.

by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018

Dick

A dick is another term for penis. It is in a male. Don't tell me you don't know that. Go watch porn not in the dictionary.

My dick went inside her vagina

by Sbstnishorny January 1, 2019

Dick

A large mushroom that hangs off a males body. Grows when sucked.

that man has a dick.

by Heroine 101 January 3, 2019