ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)

A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.

DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?

ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!

DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.

ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?

DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”

by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020

Bag-ass

A term to describe an ass that is as wrinkly (if not more than) as a Wal-Mart shopping bag.

Got with this girl last night, only to find out that she got a mad case of bag-ass!

by TheGreatAndPowerfulOg January 9, 2018

Slap ass friday

Slap as many ass's as possible on Friday Feb fith

*moans* how dare you its not even slap ass Friday😠😠😠

by Slapper of ass February 4, 2021

Fuck Espen in the ass day

National fuck Espen in the ass day on the 7th of November

Fuck Espen in the ass day bro

by Luddi November 7, 2019

Dumb ass

Some one who looks up there name on urban dictionary and posts it on there Snapchat story

Some thot looks up there dumb ass white girl name ex: brittney says some dumb shit puts it on Snapchat

by Mrbacon007 December 23, 2017

kick you ass

kick you ass means you are going to kick someones ass for being right because you're mad that you're wrong!!! kick you ass is the best saying to use with anything ❤️

amy: *says something that is right*

angus: i am going to kick you ass *says that because hes mad that amy is right*

by amywillkickyouass May 24, 2021

fat ass friday

when it’s friday and someone has a fat ass; they also have to show you how big it is

It’s Fat Ass Friday, you know what that means.

by kendo February 24, 2023