Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan

*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.

by Codes&ry November 15, 2020

ass

ass is a thing in your back when people stick their penis in their asshole and they nut in the hole. Sometimes ass is fat that you want to nut in them like Gracie Bon, and Ice Spice. Ass is sometimes small or big.

ME: Man that ASS is fat as shit bro
Her: HELL YAH GIRL
Me: I'll sperm in that

by BINGGGCHILLINGG!!!! February 7, 2025

Grab ass day

Oct, 15

Grab dat ass, grab it good! Free day to grab ass with out looking like a moron. PERIOD

Person 1-Dude grab her ass!
Person 2-I already did, it’s grab ass day bro!!!

by National Grab Ass Day. Year 2 October 13, 2020

Coin Assing

The act of shoving a quarter in the rectal sphincter.

Last week me and Billy engaged in Coin Assing

by Sam from Discord July 18, 2018

dusty ass bitch

A derogatory term for wrestlers in the MMA world. They always shoot for a takedown at the earliest opportunity. Fucking annoying.

He hurt him! HE HURT HIM! No one saw it! That's why he shot for a takedown! Dusty ass bitch!

by thelastgynobender November 24, 2021

Pussy-Ass Schedule

A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.

(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2

Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.

Me: Follow this scedule.

You: That's a lot of work.

Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.

by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020