The Ass-Crawler is a person who goes beyond sucking up to people to get in higher places or benefit themselves. Usually, the most annoying person to be around and you definitely don't want one as a friend
by LRKayJay August 24, 2018
Get the Ass-Crawler mug.When one person takes a bottle of fizz, somewhat like Chappledown or Veuve Cliquotand fizz that bottle right up and insert into the ass of a willing woman and watch that spray come right out of her ass all over the new bear rug and get the cleaner to suck it up or into the open mouth of a filthy willing participant
Oh my god! I got Champagne ass fucked in the ass! I sprayed all over the new bear rug! He asked me if I liked Bum-Perignon, I replied, of course I'm a lady, even after squirting all over great grandma's antique silver mustard pot with a tiny spoon! Daddy was not impressed.
by Champagne Ass August 26, 2018
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Get the Bitch ass mug.A nigga that always annoys another nigga. They're always whining and shit. Usually your younger brother. They complain alot so sometimes you need to beat their ass.
Person 1: Hey can I has a few dollas?
Person 2: No boy. You a Bitch Ass Nigga.
Person 1: Wut
Person 2: Bend over nigga
Person 1: Wait NOOOOOOOOOO!
Person 2: *nut*
Person 2: No boy. You a Bitch Ass Nigga.
Person 1: Wut
Person 2: Bend over nigga
Person 1: Wait NOOOOOOOOOO!
Person 2: *nut*
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Get the Bitch Ass Nigga mug.a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.
a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.
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